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This sight has been created by me to serve as an alter ego, my own personal Tyler Durden if you will...

I will blog, post stuff, pop shit, be one hundred percent truthful even if it makes others or myself look like morons (I’m already quite acclimated to feeling like a moron by now, so it simply sucks for the “others”), tell it how I see it and most importantly piss people off. Apparently I’ve been told i am exceedingly good at this.

I am on the other hand not good at grammar, filters, spelling or being a phony fuck so if you’re looking for something along those lines I highly suggest you ‘X’ out of here and navigate over to BigfatgayPerez.com immediately because you’re obviously a ‘Type A’ Douche Bag who insists that other people serve your standards of satisfaction. We don’t take kindly to folk like you ‘round here.

We enjoy nihilists, ‘Type b’ and the rare ‘type AB’ personalities; artists, self effacers, haters, lovers, passion-junkies, misanthropes, malcontents, rejects, Dominant monkey mothafuckas, hotties who wear no panties (see nihilists or ‘Type B’ personality), Meat eaters (see hotties who wear no panties), gun owners, change-embracers, adventurers, vigilantes, Sex addicts, love addicts, Siren Grinders, Cigar lovers, yellow finger tip owners, sober sycophants, Revenge seekers, box breakers and black cats.

disclaimer:

If you’re: easily offended, don’t believe in the first amendment, own a stick that you’ve had permanently inserted up your asshole, like to talk about religion and politics over a mocha latte and/or hang out all day at wanna-bean and Tea leaf, take wearing a suit seriously, pretend you don’t remember shit because you were ‘So drunk’, are a lying ho (regular Ho’s are welcome), spell the word player, ‘Playa’, analyze some chick’s text messages with your ‘homeys’, actually use the word, ‘Homeys’ to describe your friends, are on a “Reality” show (i.e. the hills) or have a goal to be on a reality show (I.e. the hills), think trump’s hair is real, act as if there are no consequences, proselytize veganism, walk around pretending you’re not going bald instead of just shaving your head and Manning up, lift up your shirt in public to show your abs and you’re not brad pitt, think there’s no way you can be wrong when it’s so obvious everyone else is or have romantic relationships via bbm, text, sms, email or pin then get the fuck out!

IF YOU’re feeling squirrelly and  Want to read My blogs:

scroll back up to the top and next to “Welcome” click on “Blogs”

PS - If you needed these instructions to find my blog you’re a fucking retard.

CONTACT ME

cliff@cliffdorfman.com